Good morning, HOVO!

Today's edition is fuelled entirely by caffeine.

At 10:00pm BST, I became HOVO's very own damsel in distress. Following my (second) visit to Popeyes that day, my car decided it had had enough and stranded me in the car park for almost 11 hours.

The evening was spent hunting seagulls, dodging questionable gym-goers, and wondering if this was all part of some secret game event.

A massive thank you to EVERYONE  who kept me company, checked in on me and kept my spirits up. You turned a very long night into one filled with laughs. ❤️

🕵️ Hide & Seek Update

Congratulations are in order...

After days of searching, @NecroMinion has officially won our game of Hide & Seek by locating my slightly superior butt on the map.

Well played.

As a result, our wandering pet has returned safely to the alliance and all is well. Please imagine a full ticker tape parade in his honour.

I shall now have to find a better hiding place.

👑 Royal News

Royal City Scramble begins in less than 2 hours!

Let's fight to put @Dot on the throne! 👑

There are still royal positions available, including:

🎭 The Fool

⚔️ The General

🛡️ The Guardian

If you'd like to volunteer or nominate someone, let Dot know in the next 20 minutes!

🚨 Breaking News

We already have malingerers in the ranks...

MareJ has admitted defeat.

...and, dare I say it...

...me.

I'm officially too tired after last night's shenanigans. If you see me marching into a zombie instead of the enemy, please assume it's tactical.

Until next time...

Stay ducky. Stay dangerous. And may your rallies be full, your cars stay running, and your Popeyes visits end before sunrise. 🦆🚗