Greetings, HOVO!

Apologies for the slightly delayed edition. The real world has rudely interrupted with... adulting.

Honestly, who needs it?

🚗 Breaking News

After my epic 11-hour Popeyes car park adventure...

I HAVE MY CAR BACK! 🎉

I'd like to thank everyone who kept me sane during my unexpected overnight camping trip. Hopefully the next edition won't include roadside updates!

👋 Welcome to HOVO!

A warm welcome to our newest members:

🦆 Rachid

🦆 Mactheknife

🦆 DarkHeartStar

🦆 @LaAlexi 

May your rallies be full, your shields stay up, and your zombie hunting be fruitful!

Please note: All dibs on new members must now be approved by me. Those are the rules. I definitely didn't just make them up.

💌 Dear Auntie Bexy...

Dear Auntie Bexy,

A friend of mine liked someone in the Arena. Purely for diamonds, of course. They liked them back. Does this count as flirting?

Asking for... Debra.

Auntie Bexy replies...

Dear Debra,

One like? Coincidence.

Two likes? Curiosity.

An Arena like returned? Well... I'm no relationship expert, but I think the HOVO Society Pages may have their first budding romance.

Whether you're searching for love... or wood... I wish you every success.

🏆 Heroes of the Realm

This week we have not one... not two...

...but THREE Heroes of the Realm!

🎉 @ironicsilence 

🎉 @DRCongo Congo

🎉 @NotoriusKato 

Thank you for your encouragement, support and for keeping the atmosphere fun throughout the week. HOVO is a better place because of members like you.

Until next time...

Stay ducky. Stay dangerous. And remember... Arena likes are legally binding until proven otherwise. 🦆